If Mighty Grip Plates & Dead Bounce Conflict Bumper Plates had a baby, this would be it.

The Rubber Coated Iron Weight Plates feature a durable 100% virgin rubber coating that is nearly odorless, so you’ll avoid the foul smell of low-quality rubber while protecting your equipment from damage.

Plus, they’ll minimize noise — in case the clangin’ & bangin’ of iron plates remind you of nails on a chalkboard (we like your shopping habits, so we’ll let this one slide).

The large ergonomic handles and rubber coating improve comfort on farmer walks, back extensions, and weighted crunches. But it’s not like you would ever skip your ab training anyway, right? Riiiiiiiight.

Add in the stainless steel hubs, 2% weight tolerance, and crisp black color, for a snazzy weight plate rivaling your nearest commercial gym.